me trying to flirt with a nerd
can i lay in your bed and listen to you type and click away at the computer or play video games or whatever i just want to listen
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
Interesting glassware in a hotel room.
How would you react?
spring break be likeeee